Suzan has informed me that I tell "girl stories", without further elaboration. By this I infer she meant that my stories have lots of detail, probably of the sort that drive men to say, "Shut the hell up and get to the point already!" Therefore I will attempt to regain my lost masculinity and tell the tale of this year's trip to Ontario in a manly way by eschewing the excess verbiage.
Me ride motorcycle to Ottawa. Had fun. Camped near Algonquin Park. 1360 miles.
|The Ride||The Camp||The Mugshots|
 Manly detail.|
 Sheldon, observe that this story has no morals.